british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
(Source: wordlesslanguage, via stackingbooks)
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
(Source: andrewbelami, via temporal-dimensions)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
(Source: emmaswaaan, via metalhearted)
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason