A penny for your thoughts.

hey i'm kaitlin. that's pretty much it.

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via stackingbooks)

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via temporal-dimensions)

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

(via looselips-might-sinkships)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via metalhearted)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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(via a-mattter-of)

  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.